HANS UNDEK:
Do you know any songs about love?
CAPTAIN EBB N. FLO:
I sure do.
HANS:
Mm.
CAPTAIN:
Hit it.
HANS:
[Taps drum]
CAPTAIN:
[Sings]
There once was a lad who fell in love
The name of the lass was Shelby Dove
He wanted to propose at sea
HANS:
A fine idea if you're asking me
CAPTAIN:
The boy he was distracted
The boat he crashed it…
HANS:
…yo ho ho
CAPTAIN:
She left on her Jet Ski
He never asked, "Will you marry me?"
BOTH:
Soon my Progressive come
To protect your boat for a fair little sum
One day when the blundering's done
You'll boat carefree like a true captain
HANS:
Progressive is there for this and more
If your boat should hit the shore
CAPTAIN:
Though Miss Dove won't be your bride
BOTH:
Progressive will be by your side
Soon my Progressive come
To protect your boat for a fair little sum
One day when the blundering's done
You'll boat carefree like a true captain
HANS:
[Sighs] I hope I find someone like Shelby Dove.
CAPTAIN:
Oh, you'll just be floundering at the bottom.
HANS:
Ha ha! Oh, that was about me…
